Thursday, March 3, 2011

HATE

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

~AM

I FOUND THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD FOR YOU

OH AND SORRY

NO CODE THIS TIME

NO REAL NEED I SEE

THOUGH I DO STILL LIKE TYPING IN ALL CAPS

IT MAKES MY POSTS INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE

LOVE

ALDER
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  1. ___March 3, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    Caps lock IS cruise control for COOL.

    LOVE

    KELLY

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  2. Anonymous (The Magus)March 3, 2011 at 9:13 AM

    ... I'm just using it so no one mistakes me for Drake

    SO YEAH

    WHATEVER

    LOVE

    ALDER

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  3. FrapMarch 3, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    Oh my gods. That was the creepiest, creepiest short story I ever read. I Must Scream and all. What...have you done with Drake? Is it something to do with the new picture? *Joce

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  4. Anonymous (The Magus)March 3, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    No no I'm still here. But I broke my laptop. I punched the screen. I'm typing this on my iPod touch. So no posts for the next five days or so.

    ~Eternally Anonymous~

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  5. JusticeMarch 4, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    ....idiot! Drake DO I NEEEED TO HIT YOU? REPEATEDLY? Godsdammit.....

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  6. Anonymous (The Magus)March 4, 2011 at 11:18 AM

    @Shelby Oh shut it.

    In about five days the screen will be replaced. So no new posts till then.

    ~Eternally Anonymous~

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  7. Anonymous (The Magus)March 4, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    I'll have my comp back Sunday, but I have to take it back soon after that to get the hard drive replaced.

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  8. AlderMarch 4, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    @JOCE I LOVE THAT STORY

    AND IT'S CALLED

    I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

    LOVE

    ALDER

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  9. AmalgamationSageMarch 5, 2011 at 12:52 AM

    You know you're doing something right when they're trying to kill you. And you know your wards are good when you're still alive afterward. Keep at it Anonymous, show this Alder turkey how its done.

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  10. Anonymous (The Magus)March 5, 2011 at 1:05 AM

    Fuck yeah! Go team Not-Slendy!

    But seriously, thank you AmalgamationSage.

    ~Eternally Anonymous~

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