Sunday, March 20, 2011

Kicked your ass, and a story about last night.

Anonymous here...


HA ALDER! I got him right in the chest with the bird shot. Oh his screams were beautiful. That's gonna sting for awhile. X D


And about last night. As you all know (I'd assume) you know that the moon was WAY closer than it has ever been in like a looooong time. Well last night I was sitting out on my porch watching the moon when I heard some howling in the woods. I was drawn towards it, making sure to take one of my knives and the Athame with me. (I take it out occasionally now, but not very often.)


As I walked through the forest I held the knife in hand and followed the howling, soon coming on a small clearing in the trees where a small group of coyotes had collected around the corpse of a deer. I slowly snuck up on them, but as I got about five feet from them a twig snapped underneath my foot and they all looked at me. I grinned, seeing the surprise and fear in their eyes. These conniving, vicious, predators. I lunged at the closest one and stabbed it with the knife.


Long story short here, I killed it and the skin is drying out in the laundry room, I cleaned the skull and it's sitting on my altar now. Good times. = )

3 comments:

  1. SHUT UP

    IT HURTS REALLY BAD

    ALSO

    YOURE MESSED UP IN THE HEAD

    I MEAN

    JESUS

    YOU SKINNED THAT COYOTE AND FUCKING PUT ITS SKULL ON YOUR WICCAN ALTAR

    JESUS MAN

    LOVE

    ALDER

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  2. I wish I'd seen the Buckshot moment on the blog sooner. FANTASTIC! I give it an 8.9, as he totally just gave Alder what he had coming, AND Alder is still alive to moan about it! Nearly perfect performance! Maybe it will make him rethink the choices he's made. Come to the side of good, Alder! We have cookies! ^_^

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  3. HEH I LIKE COOKIES

    AND THAT BUCKSHOT HURT LIKE A BITCH

    I----------

    stupidstupidstupidfool

    neverquestionHim

    Heisforever

    Helovesforever

    andyourpunishmentwillbehorrendousifyoueverthinkofleavingHimagain

    IM SO SORRY MASTER

    I WILL NEVER THINK OF LEAVING YOU AGAIN

    YOU ARE FOREVER

    YOUR LOVE IS ABSOLUTE

    LOVE

    ALDER

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